date: 2/21 21:04
u with your music woes.
Lori: There's this amazing deejay who spins out of U.W. His mash-ups are ridiculous. He's got this whole following on-line. You should read up on him. djspinbrandt dot com.
Hillary: He is fabulous.
Amanda: Sounds fine. So what's the catch?
Hillary: A little matter of a thousand-dollar deposit. But if you write us a check, we'll book him for you.
Amanda: You want me to give you guys a thousand dollars for someone I've never heard of?
Hillary: No offense, but the fact that you haven't heard of him is actually an endorsement.
Lori: Hillary.
Amanda: No, she's right. When it comes to that kind of stuff, I'm a little behind the game.
Hillary: Facetious and self-aware. I think I might start liking you.
Amanda: Given the fact you had sex with my ex-boyfriend while we were dating, I don't really care.
Hillary: Facetious, self-aware, and spicy.
Hillary: Your dad's a total PILF.
Amanda: What's a PILF?
Lori: Professor I'd like to...
Hillary: Learn from.
Lori: No prom music is worth what I just had to hear.
Andy: You.
Josh: That's right.
Andy: The real you? or the prickly version?
Josh: The ass-whoopin' kung fu butt-kickin' version.
Andy: Seriously? You know kung fu?
Josh: No. But one time, Kyle showed me how to do a roundhouse.
Andy: Cool. Teach me?
Josh: Sure.
Andy: So.. is this the moment that we're supposed to old school Hollywood it into each other's arms? 'Cause I'm not running.
Josh: Neither am I.
Andy: Especially not into your arms. Those things are like chicken legs.
Josh: You love my arms.
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