date: 10/26 20:41
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(at a frat party)
Dean: Man, you've been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome!
Sam: This wasn't really my experience.
Dean: Let me guess - libraries, studying, straight A's.
(Sam nods)
Dean: What a geek.
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Dean: I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you.
Sam: What about the shotgun?
Dean: I said that you were hunting ghosts and spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.
Sam: And he believed you?
Dean: Well you look like a dumbass pledge.
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Dean: So you believe her?
Sam: I do.
Dean: Yeah, I think she's hot, too.
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Dean: That's it! Next time, I get to watch the cute girl's house.
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Dean: Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte's getting cold over here, Francis.
Sam: Bite me.
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Dean: So this is how you spent four years of your life.
Sam: Welcome to higher education.
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Lori: So your brother seems very... spiritual.
Sam: He's full of surprises.
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