date: 2/09 23:00
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Chris (narrating): I didn't have any luck with girls when I was 13. Mostly I just had a bunch of crushes. They call it a crush, because every time you open your mouth there's a chance you're gonna get crushed. They could have called it "She Don't Like You Stupid!" but "crush" is just quicker.
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Caruso: Roses are red, violets are blue, you stinks like a monkey, and look like one too. Happy Valentine's day.
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Chris: Valentine's Day makes some people think of candy and flowers, but it made me think of the gangland massacre in Chicago.
※1929年のﾊﾞﾚﾝﾀｲﾝﾃﾞｰに起こったｷﾞｬﾝｸﾞの事件｡
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