ブルックリンの街はラブラブムード全開でそこらじゅうにカップルが溢れかえり、ドゥルー（クリスの弟）がキュートでモテモテなのはあたりまえですが、ターニャ（10才）にまでボーイフレンドができるわ、あのスタートレックオタクのグレッグ（クリスの親友）にまでハッピーチャンスが！周りのみんなが華やいでいるというのに、クリスは相変わらずジョエイ・カルーソの嫌がらせを受けてじつにまったく腐ってしまう毎日ですが、通学のスクールバスの中でムフフな出会いが？！ 進展するんでしょうか。

それにしてもカルーソはいやなやつですねー。クリスがかわいそ。それにしてもその2。ドゥルーのモテモテぶりはスゴいですね（写真）。年上キラーだったとは。確かにかわいい顔してるし性格もよいから納得ってかんじもするけど11才でこれはスゲー。

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以下おもしろい台詞を抜粋。英語の勉強にお役立てください↓

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Rochelle : Boys are becoming fathers even at age 12.
Chris (narrating): And great grandfathers at 43.
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(reading from a card) Chris: Roses are red, violets are blue, please go back to Africa, and take your mother with you. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Tonya Aged 30: Daddy, this is Ronald, my fiancee.
Ronald: Nice to meet you, Sir.
(Julius shoots at Ronald)
Tonya Aged 30: Momma, daddy shot my fiancee again.
Chris (narrating): Hey, say what you want but that's effective birth control.
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Julius: Rochelle, did you watch the news? Girls are having babies at 10.
Chris (narrating): And grandbabies at 20.
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Chris (narrating): I didn't have any luck with girls when I was 13. Mostly I just had a bunch of crushes. They call it a crush, because every time you open your mouth there's a chance you're gonna get crushed. They could have called it "She Don't Like You Stupid!" but "crush" is just quicker.
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Caruso: Roses are red, violets are blue, you stinks like a monkey, and look like one too. Happy Valentine's day.
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Chris: Valentine's Day makes some people think of candy and flowers, but it made me think of the gangland massacre in Chicago.
※1929年のバレンタインデーに起こったギャングの事件。
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