date: 8/31 03:22
The Office｡ｼｰｽﾞﾝ3の22話｡ﾈﾀﾊﾞﾚ！
SPOILER!!!
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今週の冒頭ｷﾞｬｸﾞはちょとﾑｽﾞかったです｡最後のｵﾁの "disadulation" って､ありえない言葉で､つまり本当はそんな言葉はないんだけど､いかにもありそな創作ﾜｰﾄﾞでﾄﾞﾜｲﾄを脅したちゅう意味かなと思ったんだけど､違ってたらだれか教えてくださいﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ｡
Jim: Hey.
Jim: Oh, what's this?
Dwight: That is a demerit.
Jim: "Jim Halpert, tardiness." Ugh. I love it already.
Dwight: You've gotta learn, Jim. You are second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
Jim: Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions, like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.
Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim: Now that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt... in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.
Dwight: What's a dis... what's that?
Jim: Oh, you don't want to know.
ところで今週のお話はﾌｨﾘｽが駐車場でflashedに遭遇したという話｡flashedって『露出される』ていう意味です｡つまりいきなりｱﾚを見せちゃう痴漢です｡みんなは驚いて､ｸﾘｰﾄﾞだけは｢大したことないぢゃん｣と冷静だが､男も女も変態が近所をうろついてると知って暗い雰囲気になる｡そこに遅れてﾏｲｹﾙ登場｡
彼はﾌｨﾘｽが変態男にﾅﾆを見せられたと知ってｷﾞｬﾊﾊと大ｳｹであり､ｽﾞﾎﾞﾝのｼﾞｯﾊﾟｰをおろしてそこから自分の人差し指を出してみせた｡｢戻ってきたぞおおおお｣と叫んだらみんなはﾄﾞﾝﾋﾞｷで､この凍った空気がｻﾞｯﾂﾏｲｹﾙってかんじです｡ここに遅れてﾄﾋﾞｨがきた｡ﾏｲｹﾙは｢も
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