date: 3/23 23:00
おじいちゃんがﾎﾟｰｸﾁｮｯﾌﾟをﾉﾄﾞにつまらせて死亡｡
陽気で楽しかったおじいちゃんが遊びにきてﾜｲﾜｲｶﾞﾔｶﾞﾔ｡子供たちも大喜び｡ところが食事中にいきなりﾊﾞﾀﾝ｡そのまま天国へ｡
日頃はｶﾞﾐｶﾞﾐ怒りまくっていたﾛｼｪﾙは人が変わったように優しくなり､お葬式に親類たちが集まってくる｡ふだんと違うﾛｼｪﾙの様子や家の中の様子にｸﾘｽは不安になる｡ﾊｰﾄﾌﾞﾚｲｸなｴﾋﾟｿｰﾄﾞ｡
以下おもしろい台詞を抜粋｡英語の勉強にお役立てください↓
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Rochelle's Mom: (to Chris) Talk to me like that again and i'll knock you into another family.
(Chris is sitting on a sofa with a different family)
Mom: Who are you?
Chris: You don't wanna know.
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Chris Rock: *narrating* My uncle Michael was almost 40 and never had a job. He put the "um" in "bum."
Michael: Hey, sis, how are you doing? Y'all got something to eat.
Rochelle: Yeah...
*Michaels drops all the luggage and rushes inside for the food*
Chris Rock: *narrating* I think he saw a job chasing him.
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Chris Rock: *narrating about his teacher dissing on him then realizes he's telling the truth out his grandfather did* In honor of my grandfather, I should of hit her with a brick.
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Grandfather: Knock-knock.
Chris: Who's there?
Grandfather: feeling pain Oh, Lordy.
Chris: Oh, Lordy who?
*everyone laughs*
Grandfather: I'm dying.
Rochelle: I'm dying who?
*laughs*
Grandfather: I'm...having...a heart...*dies*
Tanya: You're having a heart who?
Rochelle: Daddy? *silence* Daddy? *suspicious* Daddy?
Chris: *narrating* I never found out who was there.
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